The smallest useful MCP server: two tools over one Postgres table, guarded by a single shared token, in one config file. Point Claude Desktop, Claude Code, Cursor or any MCP client at your database with no SDK, no Node project and nothing to host. An Air Pipe interface is an HTTP route; add an mcp block and the same interface is also an MCP tool, secured by the same in-config token check. Tool discovery (tools/list) is gated by that same token via list_authorizer, so an unauthenticated client cannot even enumerate your tools or their input schemas. Includes a seed endpoint that creates the table and sample data in one curl.